There’s nothing like preparing dinner and suddenly hearing the hurling of one curly canis lupus familiaris (Wilbur). It sounds like the rumbling of some sick motor and suddenly this morning’s digested breakfast spews into a perfect cow patty type mound onto the kitchen floor. The timing is impeccable. As I’m the only one in the household with the stomach to take it, I gather the regurgitated meal with the dust pan and return to my prep, after of course washing my hands
The next day, as I release the canines from their dens I notice a piece of black ribbing in the bottom of the crate. No, this can’t be, not again! Someone, and I mean someone…. it can be anyone…. not pointing any fingers…. must have left the laundry room door open with the laundry in its’ neatly divided piles on the floor. Everyone knows, well at least I know that dogs love to gather items that possess their owners’ scent; socks, underwear, etc. It’s crucial in this household that doors remain closed!
Well the proof will be in the pudding or rather the pooping now. I feed my gang as I normally do and now watch to see who poops and where. I’m determined to find the culprit! As each on of them takes their stance, I memorize their exact location. With magnifying glass in hand…. just kidding, I perform my poop scooping rounds to determine that my hypothesis was correct.
Mr. Wil is the guilty party.

Well he’s guilty at least of having eaten the sock which is probably what gave him the upset stomach last night, but may not have been involved in the theft. Until the next disappearance……

